You might work for assholes if…
- You are working on Thanksgiving
- The managment sends this email to the people who are working today:
I want to thank all of you for working this Thanksgiving. If it were up to me we wouldn’t work holidays at all.
Anyway, thanks so much for all you do!
Thanks,
Asshole who wont be again til Monday
I really like the “we wouldn’t have to work holidays at all” What we? There is not a single freaking manager here today. What you are really saying is let me patronize you and further illustrate the total lack of respect I have for you.
- Management is too cheap to even bring in a meal that “we” can enjoy on the holiday’s “we” have to work.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Obviously there could not exist an employer that greedy and out of touch. Any similarities probably happened in some foreign land where they hate our freedom and speak some sort of gibberish.




