Wrong car, or was it?
My car has been in the shop for about 2 weeks now. Something about the central CPU is whacked and they cant figure it out. They finally agreed to give me a loaner car free of charge yesterday morning, sweet. So I get a Corolla sedan and I head up the canyon to work. After a long shift of answering customer questions by reading the box for them, I go to drive home in my loaner car. I get in and see there is a note under the wiper blade. Below is my best attempt to translate. (I thought I had poor hand writing) I have included the spelling errors so you get the full effect.(I wish I had a scanner) Here goes:
Happy early Valentines Day. I saw your car and wanted to leave a note to tell you somethings I think about you. Bet your alone arnt you? You know why? Because you deserve to be. You are not worthy of love, trust or respect. That is why you are alone, no one can stand to be around you. I have moved on and found sumone new. Sumone who is good looking, smart, and funy. You arnt any of these. He is taking me to Los Vegas on tomorow for Valentines and you will probly be home by your self.
Have a nice lonly life.
E
I am pretty sure this is not for me since it isn’t really my car, no one I know knows I am driving it, and I don’t know anyone named E, but I have never recieved a Valentines gift of any kind before so I am not really qualified to comment on what is on a good Valentines card. Either way I am counting this as my first Valentines card. Now if i could just break the Arbor Day curse…
