Art O’Connor

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Tour day France Replacement?

Blog Category: Blog — Blogged by: Art on July 2, 2006 at 10:46 pm

I am now in my second day of boycotting the Tour de France.  Yesterday I went up to Solitude to see “The Battle of the Has Beens” or Slohran vs. Sly what ever you want to call it.  In typicall Ohran ADD fashion he tells me the race starts at 11:30.  I show up at 11:10 thinking I will have enough time to get his bottles and get set in the feed zone.  Nope.  the race started at 11:00, so I head up to see the battle.  Sly comes by and no Ohran in site.  Oh well it is a pretty technical course so I figure Ohran’s already limited skills are rusty at best and he has crashed and or flatted.  Sly comes by again no Ohran.  One more time and still no Ohran.  So I get bored and go home.  No Tour replacement here. 

The Peeper has been telling me for about a year now how cool NASCAR is so I figure I would give that a try.  I tune into the Pepsi 400 last night ready to get my racing fix.  Good God are you kidding me?  After about 10 minutes of watching hillbilly’s turn left I was ready to drink bleach. 

I am not sure how much longer I can hold out.  Is this all there is?  Anyone have any suggestions?  Despite not watching OLN or going to any cycling sites I have heard that George is in yellow.  I hope his Trek does not fall apart again.

Go Z

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Comment by TBird

July 3, 2006 @ 4:41 pm

Pro Rodeo Dude…..seriously I love tha stuff.

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Comment by wendy

July 3, 2006 @ 7:05 pm

I was walking behind Boston Symphony Hall today, and police with drug-sniffing dogs were raiding the tour buses. I always suspected the Boston Pops of using performance enhancing drugs (especially the conductor and the 1st chair oboe). How else can they stand playing movie theme songs for hours on end?

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Comment by Chairman Meow

July 3, 2006 @ 7:12 pm

Dude, you don’t even have OLN.

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Comment by Indohran

July 3, 2006 @ 10:49 pm

So your BLIND and CLUELESS. I was wearing an Orange Jersey riding a Sweet 23 pound Cannondale Rush with 4 in the front and 4 in the rear. No I did not give SLY a run at all. No Bottle from my supposed feeder did not help either. Super Crest in the morning. 7 AM from my House. SLY supprised me. 2nd at Solitude. Not bad. He still is the fastest fat guy on the planet. If the Pounds keep melting off him then there will be Ass Whoopins for all. Even the O Train.

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Comment by Art

July 3, 2006 @ 10:57 pm

There is no Indohran? Who is the O Train?

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Comment by Indohran

July 3, 2006 @ 11:21 pm

I thought you were the O train?????? Ask Schwartz. He can tell you.
IndOhran is very real. There have been many sightings. Maybe we should do the Morgan Loop again???? Bring SLY I will kill 2 birds with one stone.

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Comment by luscious

July 4, 2006 @ 10:09 am

this could be better than Springer. who has the movie rights? who’d play Sly… Farley? too late, damn it!

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