Top 10 Reasons To ‘Cross This Weekend
10. No dumb ass roadie teams using “tactics” as a excuse to sit on.
9. Gives you a good excuse to buy another bike.
8. No capri wearing fixie dorks (unless you are in Portland).
7. Any weather this side of Katrina is not grounds for cancellation.
6. More Cowbell!
5. Unless you are Rosie O’Donnells back waxer, your job will seem easier on Monday.
4. Bunny Hop does not mean this
3. Dick Cheney does not race ‘cross, Mistress Julie does.
2. No one has ever died racing ‘cross. You could be the first!
1. If the religious nuts that run this fine state ever find out how much fun it is, it will be banned or at least have the holy living shit taxed out of it.
