Things I have Learned
Anyone who tells you they are smart, funny, attractive, rich, thoughtful…. is not.
I am smart, smart, funny, attractive, rich, thoughtful….
The self check line is the most accurate IQ test ever devised.
You can win and lose at the same time.
There are shortcuts, take them.
Anyone who tells you they like all music except country(or classical, whatever) is a tool. What they are really saying is they are spoon fed their musical “taste” by MTV and commercial radio and are incapable of thinking for themselves.
No one can make you feel guilty, if you feel guilty you are.
Peppermint Patties are the perfect candy.
I believe in the good in people, usually get burned for it but I will keep on believing.
Sock with sandals, just don’t. Ever.
I like women who don’t like me.
Assos chamois crème saves a lot of misery.
Don’t tell T$ he can’t do something unless you like being proven wrong.
The new Tool album sucks just like the last one. They have peaked.
Ride to ride good, drive to ride bad.
I would rather eat at the taco cart in the Sears parking lot than Tuscany (a local foo foo Italian place that is marginally better than Olive Garden)
Don’t trust vegans.
Beer is better for you than soda.
DJ’s are the musical equivalent of mimes.
To be continued….
