Thievin’ SOB’s
Tomorrow I will do the job I was supposed to do 2 weeks ago when my stuff got stolen. Since then in addition to my normal kick ass life I have kept myself entertained with various revenge scenarios. My favorite involves hiding in the bushes until they pop the new lock and enter the trailer, I jump out and lock the door behind them. Then I hook up the trailer and drive out to Skull Valley where I let the scum bag(s) out (while holding a shotgun on them), make them strip naked and then drive away. Yeah that’s the stuff. Eventually I realized that there is really nothing I could do that would make this persons life any worse than it already is. I would be willing to bet the mouth breather can claim one, if not all of the following. A fat toothless wife/girlfriend, three or more kids at home that he may or may not have fathered, 2 or less years of high school, a life sucking drug habit, no friends, more than one Nickelback CD, a boiler, buggery, rent to own furniture, a sattelite dish. Really what could I do to this guy?
