Art O’Connor

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Stupid

Blog Category: Blog — Blogged by: Art on September 13, 2007 at 6:09 pm

Some Scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

-Frank Zappa

I used to think I was smart but every day I wake up and go to a job I hate to answer questions for people that are either too stupid, old, or lazy to go online. Every second of my day is scheduled. If I jump through all the hoops I can look forward to as much as a 3% raise (with real inflation around 10% I actually get a pay cut every year. Am I that stupid? I have no sick days only Paid Time Off (PTO). So I can schedule time off as long as it is 2 weeks in advance. If I actually get sick (or say break your arm and need surgery) and need to use one of these days it is called and unscheduled absence. 2 of those gets you a verbal warning (You really need to let us know 2 weeks in advance when you are going to break a bone). The 3rd gets you a written warning which makes you not eligible for a raise or promotion. Nice, I am in the verbal stage at this point, due to my surgery and actually getting sick for the first time in years I am down to 4 PTO days left for the year. That is gonna put a big bite in my ‘cross season. Something has got to give.

We are taught go to school study hard and get a job with a good company. What a lie. I am a sucker for believing it. A good company? Bullshit. Every company I have ever worked for operates something like this. The people who actually do the work get the shitiest pay, schedule, parking, whatever. The CEO of my company took over $300 million in stock options out of the company last year! (I am pretty sure he gets the day after Thanksgiving off). My Dept. has overtime “contests” so this douche can make more than the GDP of a small country. I have got to get out.

I know this sounds like a pity party and in some repects it is. Really though it is a platform for me to announce I am going to do something about it. I am going to focus all my energy on findng a way out of the hours for dollars routine. Humans were not meant to live like this. I never again want to miss something “because I have to work”. I want to go to that concert on a Monday night, I want to take that Grand Canyon trip, I want to be able to spend my holidays with my family, I don’t want to work on Sundays. In the next year I will be self employed, that is the goal. My rental properties and cash flow positive so that is a start. I have a few ideas for some online stuff as well. I will document all my ventures in the coming months. Everything is in place I just need to do it. What do ya think? I want to hear it. Those who think I can’t, just watch, your negative energy only makes me stronger.


12 Comments »

Comment by Rachel

September 13, 2007 @ 9:18 pm

Dude. I am so going to hold you to this! You have a whole season full of cross races waiting for you and the last thing we need to hear is how your ____(favorite 4 letter word) job kept you from it. Your announcement is the best news I’ve heard all week!

Comment by Shredgar

September 13, 2007 @ 9:51 pm

Go Art go!

Good luck.

Comment by Flahute

September 13, 2007 @ 9:59 pm

You did it once, even if it didn’t work out. You can do it again … and if you figure it out, let me know so I can do the same thing.

Comment by tonyc

September 13, 2007 @ 10:11 pm

…..We just wanna be free,….free to ride our bikes,..and not be hassled by the MAN! And we wanna get LOADED………….Party on Wayne.
Hell ya, more power to you. You already know my views. 10 days a month is getting to be more than i’d like to put in. Like dr. Trearse always said…”the only reason to have a job is to earn some money to screw off” Go for it Ortel.

Comment by Theresa

September 14, 2007 @ 1:19 am

Whelp, I’ld say get off your ass and do what you got an itch for,Game on!

Comment by Brewer

September 14, 2007 @ 5:39 am

You gotta do what yo gotta do. Just a word of caution - if it’s more free time you’re after, self-employment isn’t exactly the quickest route.. trust me. Having said that, even after 80 hour weeks I still love coming to work every day.

Comment by Eric

September 14, 2007 @ 9:27 am

I’m in the same boat my friend. Let me know the secret passage cause I want in

Comment by Mistress Julie

September 14, 2007 @ 10:37 am

While you were putting in the hours yesterday, I went golfing (and played really well mind you) and then rode my bike home. A great Thursday afternoon and could have been just a skoche (yes I used the word “skoche”) better if I had a beer while smacking whitey around.

I didn’t get paid for that but I don’t really care. I chased the almighty buck for years and now refuse to do it. I’d rather play - A LOT! I take days off when I feel like it - and if they want to fire me, go right ahead. Make my day.

At this point in my life I figure I can do whatever I want and working my ass off instead of doing something fun sure isn’t it.

You are preaching to the choir Art. Can I hear a “HALLELUJAH!” ?? (and office space is one of the funniest movies ever…)

Comment by sly

September 14, 2007 @ 11:50 am

i told you work sucks back in 1989.

Comment by Forrest Gladding

September 14, 2007 @ 12:20 pm

Do it, break free. I am a pussy to do it cause now I got a family and its hard to take risks. You dont have the same risks, so you have no excuse. Cube farms suck, and I am even in a one that is better than most, but the reality is its still a cube farm. 10 vacation days a year and you cant take them all at once. No sick days either, they are charged to your vacation days. Here is how the conversation goes at my work. “Well the weather in Alaska is iffy and what if I dont get any heli time during my first week boss?” “Thats tough shit Forrest, if I can live without you for two weeks, I can plain live without you.”

Also my favorite work moment was the time my friend won an all expense paid trip to New Zealand and invited me along. Work was not down with that trip since I already had taken my one week vacation earlier that year and you dont get two weeks until after 5 years. Dont they fucking realize that I will never have the cash around to buy tickets to New Zealand. That this trip was a once in a lifetime chance for me, all expenses paid? For the record my boss drives a convertible Mercedes sport car, well over 100 grand. I could have taken that same 100 grand and actually bought a surf house in Costa Rica. Fucking waste of cash. Were is the justice?

Comment by Flahute

September 14, 2007 @ 2:34 pm

Get your Series 7, Forrest … even my cube farm gives you 10 days right away; plus 7 sick days and 3 personal days … and you get jacked up to 15 days after 3 years.

Of course, like Art, my even minute is scheduled; although thankfully my schedule is a nice, normal M-F 8:30-5:00, and I get all market holidays off.

Comment by Dr X

September 15, 2007 @ 1:44 pm

OK, I was kind of cranky about work. Now I’m thinking I should keep my mouth shut. The real world is uglier than I realized.

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