Sleep
It is 1 am and I can’t sleep again, so here are some nonsensical(is that even a word?) ramblings: Do they install the “Free Tibet” stickers at the factory on all Toyota Prius’ or at the dealer? Why is there no basement at The Alamo? When will the whole DJ thing just go away? What will Tom Araya be doing on Tuesday? Should I get a Ducati or a Triumph? Humans should have a mating season, it would free up a lot of time. Who is buying all those damn Linkin Park cd’s? How do I get rid of the anti Kevorka? If you don’t wear white after Labor Day when do you start wearing it again? How far from the equator do you have to be before toilets start swirlling in opposite directions? I wonder what it is like to love someone who loves me? Were there vegan cavemen? Is cheesecake really proof of a pure evil force in the universe? Is there an original thought in Hollywood? Which RideTrash Mistress would win in a steel cage pillow fight? Do I have bad energy? DZ will wear yellow again this year. When is Gina Gershon gonna call? Boxers, boxer briefs, or commando? When will people realize that Will Ferell is not that funny? I miss MJ. What would The Dude do if he were me? I want to win ‘cross Nationals. Why the hell does my Mom have cancer again? How much $ would I need to retire in Belize? I wonder what ever happened to Virginia Witte, I hope she is happy. My friends are the greatest. The DMV is way better than RMR. What is that smell in my car? Is there a more pure musical genius than Tom Waits? What is he building in there? Medulla Oblongata.
Ride Safe
