Art O’Connor

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Sandbaggers?

Blog Category: Blog — Blogged by: Art on August 16, 2007 at 11:25 am

It is hard for me to imagine how the small brains of some people work. We are lucky enough to have several world class riders who call the 801 home. From time to time they will come out to the local races, which is awesome. Apparently some pinheads only want to read about them in Velonews and not in the local results pages. What a bunch of candy ass whiners. Too bad there is not an adult T-Ball league where they don’t keep score and everyone gets a ribbon for these pansies. It is a privledge to line up with these guys. Why do you have a a 1-2 license if you don’t want to race with the best? Every notice on the reg form it says PRO/1-2? Last season when I my fitness was better I had the honor of being in the winning breaks with Louder (Chalk Creek) and Burke (San Pete). Yeah I got dropped (and Harward didn’t, arghh), but at least I tried and now I can say I was in the break with 2 of the best pro’s in the country. Hopefully Zabriskie will drop me soon. I am pretty sure if Treefarm showed up to one of our ‘cross races the last person you would hear cry would be Bartman. (actually Bartman would probably beat him, you don’t come into a mans house and take whats his without a fight)The dudes that are crying about these guys showing up are probably the same ones who complain about ‘cross courses being too hard. They are missing the point. Saying a race is too hard is like going to a Slayer concert and complaining it is too loud. Man up. BTW Burke, you in for Snoop Dogg?

If you sign up for online statements guess what? You wont be getting statements in the mail. What is so hard to understand here?

8 Comments »

Comment by Ballistic Hornet

August 16, 2007 @ 2:46 pm

Hey Artdog, who’s the T-ball Kid. He looks like the second coming of Sadaharu Oh. Look at this guy, he’s ready to blast a frozen rope to the cheap seats! I betcha he wouldn’t care if the Rocket threw some heat, he ain’t scared of no old guy pro…

I’ll be his agent, he’s not on the juice is he? D’ya think he’ll share his ribbon with me. I like ribbons.

Comment by Art

August 16, 2007 @ 3:35 pm

Uh oh, Snake is pissed. You have been warned Utah…

Comment by tonyc

August 16, 2007 @ 6:27 pm

A O, you know i’m preaching to the choir on this one, but of all the cycling disciplines, roadies are by far the biggest bunch of whining pussies ever-period. Good fun, good training for other manly exploits, but not to be taken too seriously, especially if you are some tool squeezing wanker. Continue to kick ass, tc

Comment by RB

August 17, 2007 @ 7:14 am

Like going to a Snoop Dogg show and saying there’s too much weed??
RB

Comment by Tbird

August 17, 2007 @ 7:26 am

Would love to, but with price he’s charging for admission I wouldn’t have any dough left for Chronic!

Comment by Mistress Julie

August 17, 2007 @ 10:30 am

Don’t forget to mention I’ll be stalking Hank at the Depot on Oct. 24th.

I’ve been on the news before but never for stalking. I can’t wait.

Comment by Swill

August 17, 2007 @ 11:45 am

Happy Birthday Dude!

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