Art O’Connor

On a non bike racing subject Wolfmother www.wolfmother.com is coming to town tonight. This is your chance to catch them before they OD or sell out like Metallica. Anyone who sees me at the show as result of this page will get a free beer. If you are staying home to watch American Idol then please read on:

American Idol, Die Die Die!

I can’t believe how much this show sucks. I admit I have never seen it but I don’t need to, it sucks. If you watch it you suck. How is it that a damn karaoke contest is actually news worthy. Every fucking day CNN (an alleged news source) has another story about this abortion of a show. ABC had a special about that crappy judge who can’t sing whoring around with one of the contestants. Please stop! You know what would be cool? Remember that Halloween movie? Halloween 4 I think, the one that had nothing to do with Michael Myers. Anyway it sucked pretty bad too, but the story was some company was selling these Halloween mask that had (much like AI) become a cultural phenomenom. Every dumb ass mouth breathing trend sponge had one. The twist was that on Halloween every knuckle dragger that had one of these masks was supposed to watch some TV show to get a big suprise. Well some do gooder figures out that these masks have some kind of embedded laser in them that blows the shit out of whoever is wearing one during this broadcast. I don’t remember if they stopped the evil plan or not, probably not it was a Hollywood movie after all. This is what American Idol should do! Every stupid shit that calls to vote for these no talent lounge “singers” should get some kind of death ray through the phone, blowing their pea brains all over the trailer park. That would rock. The average I.Q of the planet would go up at least 20%. They could even do the mask thing. They could get Regis as an announcer, “That’s right America, do you patriotic duty and get your Simon mask at Wal Mart, then tune in for an explosive final episode.”
I should run this country.

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