Art O’Connor

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Lunch

Blog Category: Blog — Blogged by: Art on June 25, 2007 at 2:49 pm

Today I went to our cafeteria and the special was “Smothered Chicken”. I asked if smothered was the same as choked. The lunch lady replied, “if you don’t know by now you never will”. I ordered a quesadilla.

The flooring guys got in wreck on the way to my house this morning so that got pushed back a day which is cool with me ‘cuz now I can watch the process. Soon I will be buying furniture and the boss bachelor pad will be complete. The roof is done and looks awesome. They did a great job of cleaning up the mess as well. I paid them a little extra to take down this crappy chainlink fence in my back yard. It really opens the yard up. I probably have room now for polo ponies, or at least a slip and slide.

5 Comments »

Comment by Flahute

June 25, 2007 @ 4:08 pm

Isn’t that how you broke your wrist (slipping and sliding, not choking the chicken) …

Although … that would be a good story too …

“Yeah, I was chokin’ a chicken for dinner, and the cock got all excited, and in all the commotion, I tripped on the hose for the slip and slide, and whacked off into the bush, breaking my wrist in the process.”

Comment by slyfox

June 25, 2007 @ 11:08 pm

lets get a mini horse in your back yard. i’ll buy the hay and you can scoop horse shit.

Comment by Forrest Gladding

June 26, 2007 @ 9:29 am

That would be a good wrist rehabilitation exercise.

Comment by luscious

June 26, 2007 @ 2:01 pm

why don’t you start a circus.. you could be the freakishly tall freak who scares all the children and women. Oh… you already do that.

Comment by Shredgar

June 26, 2007 @ 6:17 pm

Better to go with the fresh sandwiches & soup.

The smothered chicken might stunt your growth.

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