Art O’Connor

To celebrate Earth Day I will be having a tire fire/bbq at my house later. Drive the Hummer over with some rain forest beef. I have a sweet storm drain on my street too, so if you have any used motor oil lying around we can dump it.

Last night I was riding home from the G Love show and some douche bags in daddies A6 decide it would be fun to fuck with me. These brave guys drive by and yell something dumb then speed away to the now red light half a block later. I am in a pretty foul mood as I roll up and they have the doors locked and the windows up. The light changes and as they roll away dude in the passenger seat throws a bottle and challenges me to pull over. They pull into the Smith’s parking lot on 5th and jump out of the car trying to look like East Bench bad asses. I am sprinting like Cipo at them screaming “3 on one? You better get some more cuz I wont even be warmed up after whoopin 3 asses.” Now they are sprinting like Carl Lewis for the store! YAAA.