Go-Karts
I have not been to a go-kart track since I schooled Greg LeMond in Moab. After hooking up with the Kwait/Ohran bickerfest and the Wookie at The Pub we hit Fastcart. After a lot of smack talking the Wookie was the only one who could back it up and laid down the fastest race lap. Kwait qualified fastest (like that Indy Car girl) but crumbled like a French soldier when it counted. (SL)Ohran had the speed of a Shriner in a parade so he just got in the way and rammed everyone who passed him. The after show was the best part, listening to Kwait and Ohran argue like a couple of old ladies with expired coupons at the early bird buffet. They should take that show to Vegas. We are all going to go back for some secret training so we can challenge the Wookie’s superior skill. He is going down.
Ohran on a hot lap.





