Art O’Connor

Ok I like Christmas and I like giving gifts. That said, here are a few things I would like to get some people:

- Mitt Romney: Either a conscience, spine, or an opinion. Hell I should get him all three. Seriously dude way to discredit yourself more than any smear campaign could ever hope to do. Who else did you see marching with Dr. King, Ann Coulter?

- George Bush and Dick Cheney: A couples suite at Guantanimo. It will be good prep for the circle in hell that no doubt awaits them.

- Pro Cycling: A dope free 2008.

- Katie Compton: A rainbow jersey. Actually I don’t need to give her one, I have a feeling she will take one all by herself.

- The Federal Reserve: A copy of Capitalism and Freedom: Fortieth Anniversary Edition

- Scott H Biram: A plane ticket to SLC so he can play a show. Anywhere but The Depot please.

- Utah Cyclocross courses: A hill.

- Owners of possible Utah ‘cross venues: a bag of grass seed and a copy of Grasses and How to Grow Them

For everyone else Merry Christmas!!!!