Blather
Did Ronnie James Dio or Gene Simmons invent the metal horns? Dio I think. How come gay women don’t talk with a lisp? If the Jews really do control the media how come there are no Charlie Brown Chanukah specials? Does Kerry King have a Christmas tree? At one point every clapped out car you see was bought new and was probably one of the proudest days of the owners life. Does Knapp go to sleep every night with visions of riding me off his wheel like I do him?(doubtfull) How would I look with a mohawk? Is Kramer a racist? I should start wearing a lab coat everywhere. How come I cant get a ski helmet that fits? How come they won’t let me drive the forklift at work? Who the hell goes to those title loan places? I don’t care who The Mop is, but I miss his page.
