Art’s Festival
Every year in the 801 they have an Art’s Festival in downtown Salt Lake. Every year I go to try and buy a velvet Elvis painting and every year I come away empty handed. They have plenty of wind chimes, crappy jewlery, and for some reason the Saliva Sisters always play (apparently they are funny, just look at the standard my “mouth is open I am funny” expression that every allegedly funny hack uses). Where are the damn velvet paintings?
