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NYC Highlights/Observations

Blog Category: Blog — Blogged by: Art on August 31, 2007 at 5:31 pm

- Getting my pocket picked at Nathan’s
- Being in the Freak Show
- The live human shooting gallery
- CYCLONE!
- Walking into a packed club in Brooklyn and having the gigantic Russian doorman say “Vee are closed”. I resisted the urge to reply “What game play?”
- Times Square at 2am
- Wendy Chao’s broken camera
- Motorcycle Helmets
- Italian Ice!
- Why would you go to Times Square and eat at TGI Friday’s?
- If SLC had public transportation like NYC I would sell my car
- I didn’t see any bike messengers wearing capri pants. Oh, and they all had brakes.

Huh?

Blog Category: Blog — Blogged by: Art on August 31, 2007 at 11:18 am

Today in a speech that mostly restated the obvious, the Fed chairman showed that he is not qualified to run a grade school bake sale and said the tightening of credit standards, if sustained, “would increase the risk that the current weakness in housing could be deeper or more prolonged than previously expected, with possible adverse effects on consumer spending and the economy more generally.”

So the Chairman of the private Federal Reserve thinks it is a bad idea for banks to write loans to people who have some hope of making the payments? Holy fucking shit am I the only one who sees a problem with this? What we have here is a world class fuckaroo that is just starting to unravel and the Fed is enabling the very people who created it!

Basically our economy IS the $3.5 trillion in government spending right now. The rise in the money supply which is caused by unsustainable borrowing and consumer price inflation of 10%, with the wave of a Fed magic wand infaltion is transformed into healthy growth by adjusting money supply figures to remove the effects of inflation using a fairy tale called “personal consumption expenditure” of 3% rather than the real price infaltion rate of 10%. Like magic cancer is now a healthy growth!

Meanwhile in a rare moment of clarity G Dub in his speech explaining his proposal for sub prime relief said:
“It’s not the government’s job to bail out speculators or those who made the decision to buy a home they knew they could never afford,”
I guess law of averages says he will say something intelligent at some point.

Go back to sleep America, go back to voting in American Idol. The Fed, and your President are on it.

Back To The Rat Race

Blog Category: Blog — Blogged by: Art on August 30, 2007 at 3:37 pm

Sorry for the lack of posts, too much vacation fun means no time online. After Maontauk I made my way to Coney Island to meet up with my two favorite Bostonites Wendy and Alex. After using a text book bump and getting my pocket picked by Alex we went to the Freak Show. It was pretty much what you would exect to see at your local State Fair or traveling circus, dude driving nails up his nose, fire eater, human werewolf, snake charmer.. The highlight was I was picked from the audience to pull the sword out of the sword swallower. So yeah, I am now officially a Freak Show performer. One more line on my life list chacked off. Next up The Cyclone. Roller coasters freaking rock, when it comes to old school wooden roller coasters The Cyclone is king. While we were waiting in line Alex told me to starrt warming up my neck and I kind of laughed at him. I quickly learned he wasn’t kidding. The first drop is a 54 gegree slope with a hard turn shortly after that. My chiropractor would have shit down both legs if he saw me in that thing. It was so cool. There are signs everywhenre telling you to not bring a camera on the ride. I did and got some sweet picks( I will have them up later), Wendy did to and broke her camera. Yaaa! BTW you can see some cool video Ms. Chao shot on prior trips before she broke here camera here.

The whole time we were walking around listening the carnies hawk their wares I am wondering how (and why?) they manage to live in one of the most expensive cities in the world making what can’t be much more than minimum wage. I also thought that only a few miles away the so called masters of the universe on Wall Street are pulling down phone number like salaries. A hell of a town for sure.

more to come….

Montauk

Blog Category: Blog — Blogged by: Art on August 23, 2007 at 11:16 am

I am almost too relaxed to write anything. This place is dripping with money, think Deer Valley minus the mountains. We went to a roadside seafood shack for lobtser rolls and there were 2 Lamborghini’s, 3 Bentleys, and hordes of BMW suv’s and Range Rovers in the parking lot. My Aunts place is sweet. Technically it is in East Hampton, but we have always considered in Montauk. The best part of the house is there is an outdoor shower. I have to get one of these! Ralph Lauren has 2! huge estates down the street. Pretty much every house on the beach is owned by someone you have heard of (or a hedge fund manager).

This morning I went for a long walk on the beach (did I really just write that?), and did a burly core workout. The weather is kind of crappy at the moment but it is supposed to be sunny and in the 80’s for the rest of the week. As I was walking past these huge estates I was wondering what it takes to live like that. How did these people do it? This is New York so there is a certain amount of “old” money but still someone made that money in the first place. I know they didn’t do it working for someone else. Besides hard work what is it that gets them to this level, is it education, luck? I know a few people who have done pretty well for themselves but this is another level all together. I consider myself a smart guy but here I am working for someone else at a job I despise. I have failed at my own attempts to be self employed, but I am still trying. While I am not poor I am far from rich. Do I need a Bugatti in the garage to be happy? No, but another step in in the tax bracket would be nice. The wheels are turning….

Kick Ass

Blog Category: Blog — Blogged by: Art on August 19, 2007 at 4:02 pm

Well another B-Day in the books. Started the day early watching Rachel kick ass at XTerra. I think I need to do one of these next year. I have all winter to work on my swim and hopefully I will get my back figured out so i can do some running. It was a pretty cool scene compared with the road tri’s I have been to. The XTerra scene does not have than slave to the HR monitor, training log, diet freak, tool squeezer obsessive vibe. Anyway it looked like fun and Rachel did an awesome job. I posted some pics from the Help Marty Ride and XTerra here.

My friend Abby (who won the Snowbird Hill Climb earlier in the day) had a back to school/birthday party last night. I had a really good time eating cake, drinking car bombs and generally whooping it up. I wish Snake had been there I would have shown him how to HTFU, such a lightweight. BTW if you wanna read some funny shit take a peek at Snake’s Leadville Race Report. He comes across all hard but I know better, I knew him back when he was playing womens basketball at the U and eating Smith’s chocolate chip cookies by the box.

Good advice

Blog Category: Blog — Blogged by: Art on August 17, 2007 at 5:55 pm

In case you missed Snake’s comment yesterday.


Race ‘Cross. My bike has gears, I have no gears, I only have a MTB, I don’t like rain/snow, My hands/feet get cold, I am too fat old slow, I got no skills, The road/MTB season is too long, I am tired, I need to build my base, I need to peak for Valley of the Sun/Sea Otter, The course is too hard?!? Whatever. Harden the fuck up, race ‘cross

XTerra

Blog Category: Blog — Blogged by: Art on August 17, 2007 at 12:28 pm

So after spouting off that I was going to race the Ogden Xterra, I am not. I hate to say I am doing something then not do it. I try not to do it but well this time I did. As much as I want to do it my back is just not having it. If I was a triathlete then hell ya I would be racing, but I am a cyclist and (for now) my goals are on the ‘cross bike. I am stoked that I am finally geting my back healthy and I hope it translates into a big ‘cross season. By big I mean I want to beat Tommy Boy like one of Michael Vick’s dogs. Anyway I will be at XTerra supporting Rachel. She has made big improvements on the MTB and is ready for a break through race.

Tomorrow I flip another card on the lap counter. Maybe I will order this sweet jumpsuit. 818 it is weird how often that number comes up for me, glances at the clock, odometer, lunch bills, surgery bill, weight of steaks I bought. I don’t believe in numerology, but it makes me wonder. Probably hit The Jackalope for some Metal and a few PBR’s then car bombs at a friends house. If you want to come drop a dime and I will give you the address.

Sandbaggers?

Blog Category: Blog — Blogged by: Art on August 16, 2007 at 11:25 am

It is hard for me to imagine how the small brains of some people work. We are lucky enough to have several world class riders who call the 801 home. From time to time they will come out to the local races, which is awesome. Apparently some pinheads only want to read about them in Velonews and not in the local results pages. What a bunch of candy ass whiners. Too bad there is not an adult T-Ball league where they don’t keep score and everyone gets a ribbon for these pansies. It is a privledge to line up with these guys. Why do you have a a 1-2 license if you don’t want to race with the best? Every notice on the reg form it says PRO/1-2? Last season when I my fitness was better I had the honor of being in the winning breaks with Louder (Chalk Creek) and Burke (San Pete). Yeah I got dropped (and Harward didn’t, arghh), but at least I tried and now I can say I was in the break with 2 of the best pro’s in the country. Hopefully Zabriskie will drop me soon. I am pretty sure if Treefarm showed up to one of our ‘cross races the last person you would hear cry would be Bartman. (actually Bartman would probably beat him, you don’t come into a mans house and take whats his without a fight)The dudes that are crying about these guys showing up are probably the same ones who complain about ‘cross courses being too hard. They are missing the point. Saying a race is too hard is like going to a Slayer concert and complaining it is too loud. Man up. BTW Burke, you in for Snoop Dogg?

If you sign up for online statements guess what? You wont be getting statements in the mail. What is so hard to understand here?

Green Grass and High Tides

Blog Category: Blog — Blogged by: Art on August 13, 2007 at 3:15 pm

Train is rollin’ pretty good right now. Got the house rented, my back is on the road to recovery, dating someone who actually likes me(still getting used to that), got a sweet vacation coming up, Saturday I celebrate another lap around Sol, and even though it is 99 today ‘cross is in the air. Yup, not much to complain about here. Fitness is lacking a bit but that will come.

Still trying to sort out my ‘cross season. I think I will be able to hit all the Crank Bros USGP races. Cross in Kentucky huh? Hopfully we will be racing around in the holler with moonshine still barriers being chased by coon dogs. Then ‘cross in Joisey. Racing up and down a freeway on ramp being chased by wise guys in Lincoln Town cars. The series final is in Portland. Hub deep mud being chased by a mob of fire jugglers on stilts, girls with armpit hair and hula hoops, and dudes on fixies wearing Speedo’s. See how usefull and time saving streotypes are?

If you don’t know your account number then don’t call, bury your money in a mason jar.

Gonna dig me a hole

Blog Category: Blog — Blogged by: Art on August 12, 2007 at 6:10 pm

Sounds like good times at Wolf Creek yesterday. While the Joe’s were chasing the pro’s over the hills and far away I was ripping some sweet singletrack over at Glenwild. I pulled the plug on racing as I am still feeling the effects of the flu that kicked my ass and wont go away (F.T.K.M.A.A.W.G.A) and it was a good call. Sweet singletrack with a good friend followed by beer and grub at Red Rock. Yup, first half of the day kicks ass. I can now swim lap(s) as in more than one before stopping to hyperventilate for 5 minutes. Baby steps. Finished the day with a kick ass home cooked meal form the sweetest girl in the world (S.G.I.T.W) and slept the sleep of a man who has it all.

It is official, now I am on Team Mona Vie/Cannondale which means I will be riding a new C’Dale CaaD9 cross bike this fall. I would like to thank Rod and the crew at Spin Cycle for supporting me last season. They are real pro’s down there and I am proud to call them friends. I will miss the Heber ‘cross race next week as I will be doing the beach blanket bingo and eating my weight in fresh seafood in Montauk New York.

I need a good rake and wheelbarrow.

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