Cold
Colder than a well diggers ass on hog killin’ day.
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
Colder than a whores heart.
So cold my nipples could cut glass.
Cold as a witches tit in a cast iron bra.
Colder than a pocket full of penguin shit.
Colder than a frogs belly.
Colder than a Sunday in Hell.
Anyone want to add to the list?
